by cscfon
Three true Jersey Shore girls on the E train. (They are all overly tanned and vividly bleached. Each is showing midriff and their stylish tramp stamp tattoos. They are wearing tiny tight outfits. And those accents!) One girl starts to climb up and pretend to dance on a vertical metal pole in the subway car. The other two chat.
Girl Two: And I woke up naked and wet with an empty beer bottle in my hand and I had no idea where I was.
Girl Three: (completely serious) Oh my God. I am SO jealous.
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